Yo Suckers!

Suckers wanna say that Cup don’t know old school.  People are like “you wouldn’t know funky fresh if it was boiling hot and poured in ya.”  Well, I wanna tell you something.  I was the original beat street.  Snoop Dog drank his first cup of Gin and Juice outta me!  And, on top of that, I will be around long after you old crusties are gone, cause I don’t biodegrade.  How is that for puttin a cap in ya?  

This Dude Wore Gazells

I'm Lampin, Lampin Cold Cold Lampin

 Yeah boy! bass how low can you go? landfill, what a styro know?  

Catch that if you can… Sucka!

The Horror and the American Dream

Ohh The Horror!

 It is not often that I feel my life pass before my eyes, but every once in a while something will happen that will cause all of the fiber in my extruded polystyrene foam body to stand on end.  Being a good American I went to vote in my local elections yesterday and upon my return this beast attacked me!  Oh the Horror!  Fortunately, a good soul came to my rescue or I would have been doomed to live the next 500,000 years in shambles.